haiku-ing is such
rhyming ends i love too much
adding my own touch.

"from bush speak"
1. We need an energy bill that ENCOURAGES consumption.

2. There is an old saying in tennesse, I know its in texas .. this is fool me once (pause) shame on (longer pause)shame on you. (pause) hmm. if fool me, you can't get fool again.

LEPAK!!! i laughed on the second one for like a good hour on and off.